60-Second Stretch

“Every now and then a man's mind is stretched by a new idea or sensation,
and never shrinks back to its former dimensions”
(Oliver Wendell Holmes, Autocrat of the Breakfast Table, 1858 ).

8th Grade English?

Posted by Eric Wilbanks Wednesday, August 20, 2008 0 comments

I can’t believe what I heard today. My mind is still reeling.

A coworker stopped me a this morning to ask my “advice” on a situation at her son’s private Christian school. Not sure that I can do justice to the description, but let me try to “splain-it” the best I can.

Her son is in 8th grade. His English teacher is a “dynamic young teacher” who is in his 3rd year. Apparently this teacher has a mantra of “keeping it real” for his students. Therefore, as an English assignment, students were required to do the following:

  1. Think of an experience in your life in which someone said or did something that really hurt your feelings.
  2. In order to really get in touch with those feelings, write a letter to that person explaining what was done and how it made you feel.
  3. Read your letter aloud to the class during group sharing.
  4. Find an address for the offending person and mail the letter.

Failure to participate in any of the above steps will result in a “0” for the final test score.

Parents were not informed of this assignment.

I feel a bit like Jerry Seinfeld responding to one of Kramer’s lame-brained ideas: “Oh yeah…no way this can backfire.”

Since when did 8th grade English teachers become qualified psychotherapists? And don’t even get me started on the theological, sociological and organizational problems with this approach.

This is a nuclear issue, and I imagine the casualties from the fall-out will be far and wide.

The Language of Music

Posted by Eric Wilbanks Monday, August 18, 2008 0 comments


Not normally the kind of blog post I make, but it is one of those moments too good not to share. Let me set the stage.

I am in my entertainment room, Sony Vaio on my lap, plugging away on a client web site design. As I often do, I have Rhapsody up and running. Over the past couple of weeks I've been listening to a new station here in Cleveland: "Tennessee 93.9, the best hits of the 60s, 70s and 80s." When I hear a song that brings back memories, I jot it down and then add it to my playlist later. Anyway, I recently heard an old Simon & Garfunkel song "Homeward Bound" and so I came home and started streaming S&Gs greatest hits from Rhapsody. My three-year old, Daci, walks in as "Sounds of Silence" plays. I'm humming and working and she looks at me, as serious as she can be and without having heard any lyrics yet, says, "That's a sad song. I don't like it." I inquired, "It's a sad song?" She then responded, with sadness and concern all over her face, "Yes. He has an owwy."

Wow. How perceptive. And how powerful and clear the language of music. Just look at the opening lyrics:

Hello, darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains, within the sound of silence
Now, it would take a PhD in literature to interpret this song's "deeper" meaning, but my toddler instinctively knew by the chords only, "that's a sad song."

A number of years ago, I worked with pastor and musician Danny Chambers to develop a small group Bible study called "Vertical Reality," which was all about music and worship. One of the lessons I developed was called "Strange Language," which explored this idea of music having it's own language. One of the points I made in this study is that the stuff that makes up our lives are like individual sounds of a song. When combined (looked at in the "big picture" view), they form a soundtrack of sorts, a "nonverbal language that tells others about the depth of our character and commitment to Christ" (Vertical Reality, pg 109, Strang Communications 2003).

I love all kinds of music. But as an analogy, when it's all said and done, I hope the soundtrack of my life is one of faith, hope and love, and not a "sad song" full of angst, crying out because no one is listening.

Human Capital?!

Posted by Eric Wilbanks Friday, August 08, 2008 0 comments

Okay, let me begin by saying that I am not normally a “politically correct” type of guy. Too often I find myself having to explain what I did and did not mean by something I said because I am not “sensitive enough” to recognize how it could have possibly been deemed offensive by that one person in a million that just happened to catch wind of my soliloquy—and subsequently found it offensive.

However, occasionally a buzz phrase catches my PC sensors, (small though they may be) and I simply have to respond, even if it is in the form of an unspoken reflection.

This time, it’s the phrase “Human Capital.”

Now, I make no claims whatsoever of being economically astute, so don’t be surprised when I say that this is new to me. I first heard the phrase when a software provider I work with changed their name to include the offending word combo. My first reaction was, “Huh?! Sounds like some sort of futuristic, sci-fi movie in which an evil corporation is trafficking humans.”

Then I started seeing the phrase pop up in more and more places. I discovered that there is actually a “Human Capital Institute” which proclaims that it is at the “forefront of [a] new movement.” What sort, you ask? Me too. Apparently this new movement promotes “Strategic Human Capital Management [as] the most powerful lever for innovation and growth in today's knowledge economy.”

I am now scratching my head, just slightly beyond confused and towards annoyed. Am I the only person on the planet that sees this as odd and probably unacceptable? Human capital? Powerful lever?

So I did a bit of research. Seems Professor Gary Becker (who I’m sure is a very nice and smart guy from the University of Chicago) explains it like so:

To most people capital means a bank account, a hundred shares of IBM stock, assembly lines, or steel plants in the Chicago area. These are all forms of capital in the sense that they are assets that yield income and other useful outputs over long periods of time. But…economists regard expenditures on education, training, medical care, and so on as investments in human capital. They are called human capital because people cannot be separated from their knowledge, skills, health, or values in the way they can be separated from their financial and physical assets.

Oh, I see. Seems it’s acceptable to refer to human beings as a commodity because after all, they are valuable. Heck, why not just go back to a simpler classification of slaves and masters?

Now, I’m not naïve. I realize that any system of commerce is going to have some functional similarities to slaves and masters. But that doesn’t mean that it is the philosophical equivalent. Saying to another “I value you as a person and I value your skills, abilities, knowledge and experience, therefore I am willing to pay you to assist me in an endeavor,” is different. The mere ability to recognize that (contrary to Wikipedia) humans are not simply one of four types of fixed capital, that they are not factors of production, and that they are not a fungible resource…well, that recognition is an essential part of what makes us human.

When I read the story of creation in Genesis chapters 1 & 2, I read that there are really two levels of creation: Man and everything else. What makes humans so different, so “special”? Genesis 2:7 says that it’s because we are more than dust. We have the breath of life inside, making us “living souls” (God’s words, not mine).Nothing else in all of creation has that distinction.

To value a human being as completely different from land, machines and buildings seems obvious, even if you aren’t a fan of Genesis. But when I hear of companies and economists referring to living souls as “human capital,” I start to think the obvious is not quite so.

So there, I said it (long-winded, I know). Human capital is a ridiculous phrase that should be banned from corporate jargon guides everywhere. If not for the reasons I stated above, then at least because most people under the age of 40 are not going to take too kindly to being thought of as a commodity.

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Posted by Eric Wilbanks Friday, August 01, 2008 0 comments

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